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Army

from A Smol Ep by smol

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Written by Ben Folds

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Well I thought about the army
dad said "son you're fucking high"
well there's a first for everything so I took my old mans advice
three sad semesters it was only 50 grand
spent in bed I thought about the army I dropped out and joined a band

Grew a moustache and a mullet
got a job at Chick-Fil-A
citing "artistic differences" the band broke up in May
but in June reformed without me but they got a different name
nuked another Grandma's apple pie and hung my head in shame oh shame

Think I'll write a screenplay
Think I'll take it to LA
Think I'll get it done yesterday

In this age of introspection
on the eve of my election
while I say to my reflection "God please spare me more rejection"
"cause my peers all criticize me
and my ex-wives all despise me
try and put it all behind me but my redneck past is nippin' at my heels

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from A Smol Ep, released November 27, 2015

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